Joke Description:
Conversation over dinner:
WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
MAN: Definately not!
WOMAN: Why not, don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Ok, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
MAN: (Makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't use them, she's left handed.
WOMAN: ---silence---
MAN: Ooops!!
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Curtis
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