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Sorprenda a su esposa prepar?ndole

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Comedy Joke Title:Sorprenda a su esposa prepar?ndole
Joke Description:

Sorprenda a su esposa prepar?ndole la mejor torta navide?a.

Ingredientes:

1 taza de agua
2 tazas de az?car
4 huevos frescos
2 tazas de frutas secas
1 cucharadita de sal
1 taza de margarina
1 lim?n
1 taza de nueces enteras
1 botella de whisky

Preparaci?n:

P?ngase un delantal para no ensuciarse.

Pruebe el whisky para verificar la calidad: s?rvase un vaso grande.
Tome un taz?n grande.
Verifique nuevamente el whisky para asegurarse que est? a la temperatura adecuada; sirva una taza y t?melo de un trago.
Encienda la batidora. Eche margarina y bata. Agregue una cucharadita de az?car y bata nuevamente.
Aseg?rese que el whisky est? en buen temple. Tome otra taza.
Apague la batidora, bata los huevos y t?relos al taz?n. Batidora la prenda. Si las frutas se pegan a las cosas esas, s?quelas con un desarmador.
Pruebe el whisky para verificar su cuerpo.
Agregue dos tazas de sal... o de cualquier otra cosa. ?A qui?n le importa?
No pierda de vista el whisky.
Exprima las nueces y pique el lim?n.
Agregue una cuchara de az?car, o de madera, o de cualquier otra cosa que encuentre a la mano.
Su?nese la nariz con el delantal.
Engrase el horno. Limpie el horno.
Engrase el molde.
L?mpiese las manos al reverso del delantal.
Encienda el molde a 350 grados.
Saque el extintor y apague el molde.
Ahora prenda el horno a 350 grados.
No se olvide de batir la apaga y medir, en vasos, el g?isqui.
Vaya a ver televisi?n durante 45 minutos. Para no aburrirse, s?rvase un uisky
S?rvase otro... Y otro cada vez que se le acabe.
A los 45 minutos, abra el horno y verifique la torta.
Ponga la torta en el horno.
Como le han sobrado las frutas secas, c?maselas mientras ve televisi?n.
A los 45 minutos vaya a verificar el horno.
Agradezca la ayuda a los bomberos.
Vote el tasss?n (hic) por la ventana.
Verifique el uissky. Si se acab?, saque otra botella.
Apague el ca?o y sssierre la luss de la cosssina.
Vayase a la cama con la tella...
Juelizzzzz navi?.................


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