Mary's little lamb

Comedy Joke Title:Mary's little lamb
Joke Description:

Mary had a little lamb,
She tide it to a pylon,
500 volts went up it's ass,
and now it's wool is nylon

Mary had a little lamb,
she knew it cudnt swim,
she took it to the swimming baths,
and threw the fucker in

Mary had a little Lamb,
she also had a duck,
she put them on the mantle piece,
to see if they wud fuck

Mary had a little Lamb,
her father shit it dead,
now everyday she takes it to school,
in a roll of bread!

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