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God Damn!

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Comedy Joke Title:God Damn!
Joke Description:

Johnny is sitting in class and blurts out "God damn!" The teacher replied
in a shocking look and says, "Johnny!"

Five minutes later he again blurts out, "God damn!" The teacher again
says, "Johnny!"

Five minutes later Johnny says, "God damn!" The teacher says, "Johnny out
in the hall, now!" The teacher looks at Johnny and says, "Johnny, what's
your problem?" Johnny starts out saying, "On the way to school the other
day I saw two horses fucking." The teacher say, "Well Johnny, horses have
to reproduce just like humans." Johnny say, "I know, but I kept walking
and saw two cows fucking." The teacher again says, "Cows have to reproduce
just like humans." Then Johnny says, "I know, but I kept walking and saw
two rabbits fucking." The teacher again says, "Rabbits have to reproduce
just like humans." Johnny says, "I know, but I was thinking if I was hung
like a horse, balls like a bull, and fuck like a jack rabbit." The teacher
says, "God damn!"


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