10.You attempt to explain entropy to strangers at the table
during a casual dinner conversation
9. You explain surface tension to your child when he asks why
you add oil while boiling spagetti
8. You explain your position as being a 'oasis of knowledge in a
vast desert of ignorance'
7. When people around you yawn, you think it's because they
didn't get enough sleep
6. You have a favorite pump manufacturer
5. Your family has no idea what you do at work
4. you consider cuddling an unproductive application of heat
exchange
3. If you see a design, sufficient for its pupose, but still
must change it and profess that the person who made it was a
complete idiot
2. You can have no pulse, but still be alive
1. You can perform triple integration and do so to solve even
the most basic problems
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