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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Three whishes

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This guy goes in a bar with some friends hours go by and they end spliting up. Well the guy goes up to the bar to order a drink,he then sees a little man in green. So he goes up to him and grabes him and said "I got you so grant me my three wishes! The little guy says "not till you go in the bath room and blow me." The man says no way and walks away. Coulple more hours go by and at this point the man is drunk, and he sees the little man agian. So he goes up to him and grabs him agin and says " ha I got you give me my three whishes." The lepercon said not till you go in the bath room and blow me. The man bein drunk says o.k to him. So they go in the mens room and the man blows him.After the man starts telling him his whishes and the little man says " I bet you belive in the tooth fairy too!"

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