The Top 14 Worst Gifts for Celebrities

Comedy Joke Title:The Top 14 Worst Gifts for Celebrities
Joke Description:

14> Winona Ryder -- a great big overcoat, with lots of really deep pockets

13> Ozzy Osbourne -- "Henry Higgins' Guide to Impeccable Elocution"

12> Al Gore -- "Sorry!" board game

11> Jessica Simpson -- "The Big Book of Brain Teasers"

10> Rush Limbaugh -- Little Pharmacist playset

9> Saddam Hussein -- "Spider-Man" DVD

8> Kobe Bryant -- a fabulous 5-day, 4-night stay at the luxurious Cordillera Lodge & Spa in beautiful Eagle County, Colorado!

7> Howard Dean -- Saddam Hussein's arrest

6> Eminem -- a "Queer Eye" makeover

5> Alec Baldwin -- autographed picture of President Bush

4> James Brolin -- autographed picture of Ronald Reagan, addressed to "Mr. Streisand"

3> Keith Richards -- "Commander of the British Hempire" bong

2> J.Lo -- lifetime subscription to Modern Bride

1> Peter Jackson -- three Danielle Steel novels and a $400-million budget

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