Tarzan had been living alone in his jungle kingdom for 30 years
with only apes for company, and suitably shaped holes in trees
for sex. Jane, a reporter, came to Africa in search of this
legendary figure. Deep in the wilds she came to a clearing and
discovered Tarzan vigorously thrusting into a jungle oak. She
watched in awe for a while.
Finally, overcome by this display of animal passion Jane came
out into the open and offered herself to him. As she reclined on
the wild grass Tarzan ran up to her and gave her a big kick in
the crotch. In pain she screamed "What the hell did you do that
for?" Tarzan replied, "Always check for squirrels."
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