Joke Description:
President Clinton wakes up to a beautiful winter morning. The sun is shining,
the air is crisp, and there is a light blanket of snow on the ground. He
stretches and goes to look out the window at the snow-covered White House lawn
and sees the words "President Clinton sucks" written in pee in the snow.
Clinton gets all upset and calls White House Security. He tells them he
doesn't care what it takes, but he wants to know who did this.
The Chief of Security returns in a couple of days to the President and tells
him that he has good news, bad news, and real bad news. "Ok," says Clinton,
"give me the good news first, then the bad news, and then the real bad news."
The Chief says: "The good news is after taking analysis of the pee, we know
who the culprit is." Clinton nods and the Chief continues: "The bad news is the
culprit is Vice President Gore." This really upsets the President, but he
controls his anger and asks the Chief to tell him the real bad news. The Chief
of Security swallows and says, "It's in Hillary's hand writing."
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