Two men who were waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation.
"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.
Eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, .... how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic and, just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the deep freezer, we'd both still be alive!"
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This Blog has other Lot of Jokes with Following Categories
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"How did you die?" the first man asks the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful," says the first man.
"How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second man.
"You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes.
Eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you, .... how did you die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic and, just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says.
"What do you mean?" asks the first man.
"If you had only stopped to look in the deep freezer, we'd both still be alive!"
===========================================
This Blog has other Lot of Jokes with Following Categories
====================================
WORK JOKES | TRAVEL & CAR JOKES | BAR JOKES | TECHNOLOGY JOKES | SPORTS JOKES | SCHOOL JOKES | POP CULTURE & CELEBRITY JOKES | PICK-UP LINES | PARTYING & BAD BEHAVIOR | NEWS & POLITICS NATIONALITY JOKES | MONEY JOKES | MEN/WOMEN MARRIAGE JOKES | LITTLE JOHNNY JOKES | LAWYER JOKES | JOKES ABOUT KIDS | INSULTS GOD JOKES FOOD JOKES FAT JOKES DOCTOR JOKES DIRTY JOKES DARK HUMOR CROSS THE ROAD COUNTRY JOKES BLONDE JOKES ANIMAL JOKES YO' MAMA JOKES POLICE JOKES & MILITARY JOKES
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